Back to the Future :-)

I dont know why everyone say poverty cannot be elimintated from our country...The solution is obvious to me... All we need to do is give each poor person one rupee...There are only about a billion of them ,so this wont be too difficult...A rupee can be deposited in a special bank account in some foolish bank which gives you compound interest for your long term fixed deposits in the name of each poor person ...The idea is to make it stay there for a couple of generations thereby allowing it to compound...So assume that the number of poor people doubles every twenty years ... Our money will double in every ten years.So the gap will close one fine day... So in 50 years the descendants of the poor people can go to the bank and ask for their money.The bank will inform them that the rupee was taken in some kind of weird transaction fees and surcharge for something unknown 50 years ago and the balance in the account is zero....At this point,The poor people will freak out and kill the bankers and steal all the money in the banks ,thus ending poverty :-)...Bravo!
Everything is rapidly changing in this world...Companies are almost at a point where they can actually force you to buy whatever they are selling ...It will shock you when companies will try to estimate how much money is left with you somehow without making any direct contact with you ...Privacy will be history...Criminals will know your ATM pins...Imagine submiting your urine sample at the ATM for a quick DNA analysis to gain entry...I guess people who can steal your atm pins can easily steal ur urine sample as well :p...So you will have to be more prudent while peeing ...watch out for anyone with a test tube or a burette or a pipette when your peeing...!! You might not like it at first ,but you will get used to it...its like how the local guys in some parts of the world dont get excited looking at topless women walking around them everyday...It is because they are used to it...Imagine dropping a 18 year old virgin boy (its seems its like that here :p) from chennai in the middle of those woman...he will be humiliatingly nicknamed as the guy who points the way forward always :p ...
I am sorry I am finding it difficult to turn of my humour mode even while discussing serious topics like the ones above..Ok Back to the future... I feel most things will improve though ...You will have multi storeyed buildings in every road for car parking...People who dont follow lane discipline will be caned ...global warming will get u snow here...how? Most of the world where the bad people live will go under the sea along with the bad people :p...Chennai will have Starbucks and Coffee Bean and Burger King ...On the downside...local Airlines will suck always ...These jets apparently exist for 30 to 40 years until they plough into the side of some mountain or into some skyscraper by Osamas niece(Im assuming she will be the only one left in the al-qaueda :p ...Osama will die of drinking coke from a can infected with rats urine in the Afghan-Pak border in a couple of years)...People will get more violent and impolite and stupid...Despite the fact that the future will be filled with an every growing number of idiots ,I am optimistic. We are entering an age when the things we need to do and want to do are absorbed and overwhelmed by other things we need to do and want to do.We'll make random,often stupid choices because we wont have the brains or the time to do better...Did I make a point :-) ...Im sure not ...So off we go with my brand new blog...yes ...U can Kiss My Glass!!!!!