I need a mute button !

Someone please airlift me and save me ! I am stuck in the middle of taliban insurgents in the Kwajaha Province in an isolated area of Afghanistan border .I think it is an Al Qaeda training camp going on here ! uff!! 28 years of blissful existanse has taught me that these stupid morons who burst those eardrum cracking material will never leave this part of the world ! I was so happy yesterday as I assumed it was actually diwali and was wondering to myself if these freaking kids(I was the worst one not so long ago ) were put to sleep by some tooth fairy ! Whatever ! it is so much fun to watch these celebrations ,with a mute button for my ears on(cotton :> ) nowadays !i am aging ! OMG!! I have had a few requests from some readers who really dont know me ,asking me to tell them a little more about my roots . I’ve shied away from that in part because it sounds like a recipe for a really boring entry. But the more I think back on my experiences growing up and moving through the world, the more I realize how much my experiences have shaped my life and philosophies, if that’s not too grand a term. Now the previous line is a pure rational outburst of sanity because of the fucking bomb that just went off at 1000 decibels! I sense that’s really what you want to hear,I mean ,abt my life ,not the bomb. So let me give you some of my stats while i am here in Kwahaja...Let’s see, Though my place of birth is another beautiful town near Cape Comorin called Nagercoil ,I was raised in a silent calm cold city in Southern India called Coimbatore .That explains I am always calm ,collective and serene . They say that any clothing brand in the world gets its cloth woven here !! It is surrounded by mountains and wonderful hill stations. It is really beautiful there. A little quieter than Chennai! Winters are cold and summers are luke warm. I have roots there going back to 1970s. Yeah !this piece of emotion comes from the fact that , I am dying to watch Om Shanthi Om ...My family(my Dad) moved to Coimbatore in 1977 a year before his marriage , He refused to move to ethiopia for a job offer which he had and started working in Carmel Garden
Maticulation Higher Secondary School which still exists. Thats where I was later moulded and chiseled into the wonderful human being that I am today !
I have an absolutlely terrific family and set of friends . I have a terrific brother and sister ...they are trying to build their careers in sunny Chennai now ... My sister is pretty good at what she is doing now ! My brother is still learning the trade ! He will be fine soon ! After living for 28 years ,after having seen different cultures,different ways of life now i have My life wide open in front of me,contemplating on the future ...its a lot of fun getting to know her .Since arriving in my life this summer we’ve spent a good chunk of almost every day talking over the phone...and she is so damn funny which is exactly what I wanted always ! I was always scared with thoughts like "what if I end up with a moron who needs a ice cubes under her arms to make her laugh" ...I am happy now !

So now let me tell the world and her about how i would like somethings to be after my wedding ...
There used to be a time in my life when I was obsessed with cleanliness.for some reason i am not now ! whatever sparse levels of cleanliness that you will see in my apartment these days is also only due to my brother who lives with me ! he makes sure the mess is as less as possible !Its funny to see him get annoyed when I take out my clothes ! Now megha and nameeta will think , why Sunoj(my brother) gets annoyed looking at me taking off my clothes !So megha and nameeta, I meant taking the clothes from my wardrobe! If not for him , i will be living in a wi-fi enabled hi-tech garbage dump ! But then,most bachelors have clean habits. They brush their teeth once a week, take bath on Sundays, and wear unwashed unpressed clothes for parties and what not. So once they marry, cleanliness goes for a toss :p ..So I am much better in that way ! I brush twice a day ! and take a shower twice a day and I am always well dressed for parties ! the point is I will take time to adjust myself to the cleanliness levels required for a happy married life :-) ! So I will call the below as Expected scene (ES) and Prefered Scene (PS) and what I will think (WIWT ) actually

ES:- You idiotttttttt!!!!I told you not to take the newspaper inside the bathroom?
PS:- Dont make it wet ! I too need to read it !
WIWT :- But then why will I make it wet ! I take the news paper inside to read the news and only that ! I can’t understand why some people hate me taking the newspaper when I go to the restroom. All my friends who have lived with me in the last 6 years have hated it !Is it their excuse for not reading the newspaper?

ES :- Ahhhhh!! , you left the toilet seat up again!
PS :- just silently put it down again and get on !
WIWT :- So what!! put it down grrrr ! Of course I wont say it in so many words :>

ES :- The walls are all soap. Can’t you pour some water, or be a little neat while taking bath?
PS :- please pour some water and move on
WIWT :-The walls are all soap? Good…we don’t need to buy soap for another two years. And anyways what am I supposed to do? Lie down on the floor and take bath

ES :- Did you notice the soap box? It is full of water!”
PS :- use your own soap box with your own soap :p
WIWT :- Yeah right, I was just trying to save water and make liquid soap

ES :-

Her - Just look at your wardrobe.”

Me - Yeah, I saw…what is wrong?

Her - Now, look at mine. Everything is washed, ironed and kept properly

Me - Yeah so!

PS :-

I would want her to make sure my wardrobe is neat and clean :p

WIWT :I am not the Maharaja of Travancore! I am a Software engineer ! Ive worn shabby clothes all my life even if they are from allen solly or hugo boss!

I am always magnanimous enough to drop a cereal for the ants while eating, my caps and helmet are never clean,I dont wash the dishes I use,I leave the water bottle un-capped. Anything I do in my house needs to be done in another way - a supposedly cleaner way.
So if someone intends to make my life hell I will also make their life hell, and walk into the sunset…THAT WAS A WARNING :p

Its not good to keep some of your thoughts wrapped in an aluminium foil somewhere in your auricle!May be I will change that philosophy of mine after the wedding :p ..anyway I always feel it is mostly good to express your thoughts in some way :-)

btw am spending a lot of time in my car these days..i should cut it down !

and this stupid state of Karnataka has a flag for itself ! damn it ! and they are stuck on top of auto rickshaws there !