Desultory Cogitations !

dont bother too much about the title ! I just meant Random thoughts !You have to be different from the rest and sound sagacious to get attention ! I am polite ,honest ,cute ,good looking, employed , educated and sexy ! Still they want more ! Earlier we used to feel we are attracted to people who have the best ability to survive and thrive ! That doesnt mean running down an antelope and killing it with one blow to its forehead!that skill is so unimportant now ! My workplace makes me feel that it is enough if you know how to fix your ethernet card on your motherboard to get their attention ! Cafe Coffee Days and all those million other hangout places tell me its enough if you are bad looking like a dried chilli pepper with pants and have a car with good music(like all my male colleagues) or average looking with a nice bike or extremely good looking like me with prodigious sense of humour !
Have you thought about your evolutionary destiny ! Knowledgeable computer users like me and a few others will eventually rule the universe ! The morons who try to "pass" as knowledgeable computer users ,but secretly use a calculator to add totals for their excel spreadsheets (most of the project managers in the IT industry)will become extinct ! and all the morons who are non computer users ,who will never get to read this piece of literature will grow tails and fling dung at people watching them ! So have you thought about which evolutionary track you want your offspring to take ! U wont want them to go to the dung flinging olympics! you want a real man or woman with evolutionary potential ! so teach them computers ! btw we (real comp users ) are excellent listeners ! because we can look at people for long periods of time ! and most girls like that ! and they dont like to listen ! they are predominantly schadenfreude ! it explains why girls are less productive at work ! they just cant sit and look at their monitors for long periods of time and do their work ! which also explains why they are bad listeners ! so girls ! marry a software engineer ! you will get a great listener for say the next 75 years ! all s/w engineers live 100 years appx ! i wonder what my designation will be at 100! I will be some CEOs great grandfather ! so there is no doubt that male computer users are the most winsome! So do not worry about the slight baldness ! its just a sign of elevated testosterone ! And the unkempt jungle hair ! well ! u know what they have just finished .....! a frenzied bout of coding you perverts ! Ok I have given enough evidence to sway everyone to believe that men who use computers are sexy ! nowadays technology has replaced hot cars as a new symbol of robust manhood ! No girl will look at you if you dont have a home page in the near future! u will be called a home-pageless person ! if you think the above was stupid ! I have got hundred words to go ! do u know what is mood lighting ! nothing looks sexier than a man in a boxer illuminated by the light of a svga monitor ! now ,if we can agree that this is every womans dream scenario ,then I think we can also agree that its best if the guy knows how to use the computer he is sitting in front of ! I mean ,otherwise he will just look like a loser sitting in front of a PC in his underwear ! so guys dont get the wrong message ! you need to know how to really use the comp! im going for work now !