It is luck that got you your job you moron!

Some people get their job by sheer luck ! they never accept it ! and sadly it becomes evident after a few days as their inadequacy to cope up shows up! Well! IF one day I am riding a bike and a huge dog bites me and leaves me for dead ...and on the way to the hospital a big tanker lorry jumps a red light and collides with my ambulance ,creating a gigantic explosion that propels me across the street and onto a table at a sidewalk cafe .I start screaming ,"WAAAA-OOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH -OOOOOO!!"...and one of the guys having coffee there is the director of Sony music and he signs me up for a five-year record deal and drives me to the hospital! Ill surely tell him i was yelling in pain rather than pretending to be the next bon jovi !!
Many people wont admit how they got their current jobs unless you push them up against a built-in wall unit and punch them in the stomach until they spill their drink and start yelling,"ILL NEVER INVITE YOU TO MY PARTY AGAIN ,YOU DRUNKEN FOOL " ...I think these annoying people wont tell you how they got their jobs because they are embarassed to admit luck was involved..Can't blame them! Not everyone would have got a chance to grow up like me and a few of you ,in a so called "school/college with intelectually stimulating people " ...I guess most of them would have grown up being fascinated by the interactions between firecrackers and frogs rather than science! Thats how some assholes look to me! What can you say to a guy who thinks wifi is another way of saying hifi...what can you say to a girl who thinks of her job as timepass until she gets married to that squirrel like NRI and fucks off !! In that way I appreciate doctors and lawyers ! just for the sheer number of years they put into dilligently to prepare for their profession! But the rest of most of us don't have a clear path..If we are lucky ,we are bitten large dogs while riding a bike and subsequently get thrown into sidewalk cafes where something lucky happens!