Sleep !

On a glorious Chennai Sunday Morning (just imagine it is glorious ) ...why do some people think the whole world is awake if they are awake ...it is sad they dont have the answering m/c thing for mobiles in india... otherwise it would inevitably answer "Go and get a life you moron,I am sleeping " to anyone who calls me on a sunday morning.People should realise that if I am losing sleep on a glorious chennai sunday morning , they are robbing me of more than rest. My whole life suffers, from a lack of concentration to a breakdown of my immune system...On a Sunday morning

1) why does the cable tv guy come at 7 am
2) why does the car wash guy come at 730
3) who does my brother have this urge to call me at 8 am and tell me to call the laundry guy
4) why does my Dad call me at 8 30 and reminds me to go to Church!
5) why do the three same pigeons come and make that orgasmic noise on my window every sunday morning
6) why does the executive from airtel boradband call me to wish me 'happy september ' .I initially thought she was doing that ... she was extra nice and was asking if I am 'satisfied' with the service ...Wonder what she meant
7) Why do people call you before 12 pm when u explicitly sms them before sleeping not to call you until 12 pm

aaaaaarghhhhhhhh!!!