AND WHY!!! because today ...
1)never swipe ur debit card online for making any ******* payment
2)dont respect ******* customer care executives from airtel..u can address them as ********
3)dont bother nudging the ******* guy or the even more ******* girl who thinks her scooty is a F22 raptor , into the gutter nearby ,with ur car
4)dont order curd rice in the evening ...they shock you with static electricity on ur taste buds
5)dont bother responding to assholes at work who try to prove a point to you by constipating non sense through their mounth ,that even a kindergarten kid would laugh at!
6)dont mind flattening the cat/dog/pig/human that insanely runs across your car when your going at 150 kmph in the east coast road at a section which is meant for driving at 150 kmph
7)dont ever open the refrigerator and start shoveling anything that wasn't stuck to the shelf towards the big hole in your face
8)dont curse an inanimate object and later apologise to it
uff! im cooling down ! i love ukissmyglass :-*
9)dont think too much before beginning to flirt with an attractive female co worker ...she is probably thinking the same about you ...for someone less attractive than you will end up beating u :p
10) dont think bad about flirting with unnatractive females ,u can defend it by saying ur considering it as "practice" ...Always remember thousands of other professionals do it without any guilt...
11) why on earth do people have hairy arms ...
12) disrespect people who think they are superior to others in an arrogant way...they are stupid weasels in reality!
13) never make a girl studying in college feel that you have fallen for her ...it can get alarmingly creepy later ...i have historical data to support this point
14) dont show girls that ur the best in surviving and thriving in this world ! they start liking you ! it doesnt matter if u cant run down an antelope and kill it with one blow to the forehead! but nowadays they seem to like guys who can install their own ethernet card and set up the wireless network in their house...why the hell did i do that !!!! huh!
15) This girl! she told me today while having an ice cream that she is polite,honest employed and educated and i should consider ..wtf!! none of those explain any incredible sex appeal...damn!! I had a hard time making her understand that I have found the special one in my life !
16) dont fall for girls who try to use your incredible car to get to zaras tapas(a local cheap spanish pub here) ,even if she is an incredibly attractive professional model... u can safely assume that she is a bitch and move on!! she might even make u pay the cheque ! ive seen so many useless idiots doing it unfortunately!
and for some reason I ve been thinking that non computer users should not be allowed to move around in public...they will eventually grow tails ,sit in zoos and fling dung at tourists ...KISS MY GLASS!!!!
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9 comments:
i didnt read your post. it looked too annoying
FUCK OFFF
hey hottie *wink* *wink*
So this weekend i saw an accident where a bright chap on an activa rammed into the back of a cab at full speed. It was like a movie scene... Even before the scooter stopped skidding this guy was on his feet and had pulled out the taxi driver and started bashing him up because apparently nothing is supposed to materialize before him on the road. I'd never seen such an unabashed display of road rage before.
You sound like that guy. cool down.
Am not too positive on point 9. Try your luck anyways ! And 12- Totally with you !!
purple - are u trying hint at everyone that you consider yourself attractive :>
jude - i usually kill people if i happen to ram my vehicle into them
are u still continuing ur tag post!!
there is a sexual harrassment policy in my office.. last time when i was discussing about sensex with a lady colleague, she received different vibes and i was interrogated...
but i am innocent just like you
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